Alton, Mo. – A fun way to cheer a person up is by telling a joke. Even though National Joke Day was on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, you can tell a joke any time of the year. If you’re at a loss of jokes, here are 10 jokes, and answers, to tell.
#1
Did you know that tennis is mentioned in the Bible?
David served is Saul’s court.
#2
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Its Christmas, Eve! [1]
#3
Where does a penguin store its money?
In a snowbank.
#4
Why couldn’t the bike stand?
He was two tired.
#5
Where was the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning.
#6
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop. [2]
#7
Which bird has the worst manners?
Mocking birds. [3]
#8
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. [4]
#9
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He left his wings at KFC!
#10
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? [5]
Twister!
Notes:
- ^“23 of the Best Bible Jokes & Riddles.” Margaret Feinberg, 4 Apr. 2013. (go back ↩)
- ^Kort, Alicia. “90 Corny Jokes to Tell to Kids You Love (And Adults You Hate).” Fatherly, 10 July 2020. (go back ↩)
- ^Kort, Alicia. “55 Great Clean Jokes for Funny People Who Don’t Swear.” Fatherly, 18 June 2020. (go back ↩)
- ^Parade. “Ha Ha Ha—101 Corny Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Actually Funny Good.” Parade, 18 Dec. 2019. (go back ↩)
- ^Guetebier, Amber. “Here Comes the Pun: 239 Hilarious Jokes for Kids.” Red Tricycle, 29 June 2020. (go back ↩)
