10 Corny Jokes You Can’t Help But Laugh At

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Alton, Mo. – A fun way to cheer a person up is by telling a joke. Even though National Joke Day was on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, you can tell a joke any time of the year. If you’re at a loss of jokes, here are 10 jokes, and answers, to tell.

#1

Did you know that tennis is mentioned in the Bible?

David served is Saul’s court.

#2

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Its Christmas, Eve! [1]

#3

Where does a penguin store its money?

In a snowbank.

#4

Why couldn’t the bike stand?

He was two tired.

#5

Where was the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning.

#6

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop. [2]

#7

Which bird has the worst manners?

Mocking birds. [3]

#8

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. [4]

#9

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He left his wings at KFC!

#10

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? [5]

Twister!


Notes:

  1. ^23 of the Best Bible Jokes & Riddles.” Margaret Feinberg, 4 Apr. 2013. (go back↩)
  2. ^Kort, Alicia. “90 Corny Jokes to Tell to Kids You Love (And Adults You Hate).” Fatherly, 10 July 2020. (go back↩)
  3. ^Kort, Alicia. “55 Great Clean Jokes for Funny People Who Don’t Swear.” Fatherly, 18 June 2020. (go back↩)
  4. ^Parade. “Ha Ha Ha—101 Corny Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Actually Funny Good.” Parade, 18 Dec. 2019. (go back↩)
  5. ^Guetebier, Amber. “Here Comes the Pun: 239 Hilarious Jokes for Kids.” Red Tricycle, 29 June 2020. (go back↩)

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